Not So Secret Santa Review Swap – Lovely Molly

This post is part of the Not-So-Secret Santa Review Swap being held over at The Cinematic Katzenjammer, in which participants ‘gift’ a film for another blogger to watch and write about. You can check out the full list of entries here. Here’s my post on the film that was gifted to me, Lovely Molly.

I knew I’d end up with a horror film.

Lovely Molly is the story of Molly (Gretchen Lodge) and her new husband Tim (Johnny Lewis) who, following their wedding, move into Molly’s childhood home. However, painful memories soon surface for Molly and a powerful force soon envelopes her.

Now it’s not that I don’t like horror films (I love The Shining and Halloween), it’s just that they scare me. I know that’s the point but I’m not a massive fan of being scared. Even the worst horror films that most people sneer at will probably have me weeping like a small child.

However, the only thing that scared me about Lovely Molly was the streaming quality on my laptop.

That’s being slightly unfair. The first 20 minutes or so had me on edge a little, although that may well have been simply my expectation that I was going to be scared. After that, however, it did little to raise the hairs on the back of my neck.

See, there’s a bit too much going on with Lovely Molly. It’s part home invasion, part slasher, part supernatural horror, part possession horror, part found footage; it just doesn’t seem to know what it wants to be. There’s also some stuff about horses it seems. It does most of these parts admirably enough, but put them all together and it’s somewhat of a mess.

After that promising first act, the film just gets a little boring and I found myself really not caring what happened to Molly. As she seems to go more and more insane, she turns into more and more of a douchebag and I just wanted one of the other characters to do her in. Whether or not I was supposed to identify with her or not in some way I’m not sure.

There are also some of the most pointless sex scenes ever created in the history of film. As far as I was concerned, they served absolutely no purpose whatsoever. I have no problem with a bit of sexy time, but here it just stood out like a sore, naked thumb.

I did think that certain parts of the film worked quite well, however. The more supernatural side of things was probably the most successful, and the film’s climax was pretty interesting, taking a rather leftfield turn of events. However, in this film it seemed a little too leftfield and didn’t really fit well with that had gone before. Good climax but in the wrong film. It’s also one of those films that lets the audience decide how much is actually happening and how much is in Molly’s head. Sometimes that seems like a cop out but it works reasonably well here. The denouement, however, can be seen coming a country mile off and is massively cliched.

So, going into Lovely Molly I was a little wary that I’d need new pants but that was not to be. Not totally sure if that’s a good or bad thing. Lovely Molly isn’t a horrible film; it does flirt with some good ideas but just never really follows through with any of them.

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18 thoughts on “Not So Secret Santa Review Swap – Lovely Molly

  1. keith7198 says:

    Mighty good review. I gotta say I’ve never heard of that one. Definitely doesn’t sound like one I’ll rush to see. But look at it this way, you saved saved your pants! 😉

  2. jjames36 says:

    Interesting read. Seems like the sort of movie I would not like. Think I’ll skip it. 🙂

  3. Not my type of film, but your review was interesting to read.

  4. Now that’s a Christmas present! Nicely done though Chris. Happy New Year to you 🙂

  5. theipc says:

    I actually kind of liked this – but I can see why you might not. Something about it worked for me. Good work!

  6. ruth says:

    Glad I didn’t get a horror movie for the Secret Santa thing. This one isn’t something I’m keen on. Happy New Year Chris!

  7. Colin says:

    Great review, and interesting present for the Holiday Secret Santa. I’m up for giving anything a watch, even this. Thanks for participating!

  8. table9mutant says:

    “a bit of sexy time”. Lol. Doesn’t look like my kind of thing. 🙂

  9. Cheryl Wadams says:

    I watched this because my son and his wife said it was really scary. My problem is I didn’t understand it. I did fast forward past the sex parts, but can’t see how that may have skewed my understanding. Was she molested by her dad or a horse. What is the carving on the wall in the basement. Was she creeping around in the woods with her video camera or was that the horse/dad. Why did her mother want to leave. Is her dad a horse? Yikes. I am so confused. Not scary but disturbing I think.

  10. Nick Powell says:

    Is there really such thing as a pointless sex scene? 🙂

    Thanks for participating!

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